WHAT DO YOU TAKE US FOR, MORTALS?
Inspired by @bjnovak
- •Since we fired our entire customer service department and replaced it with a drunk chimp holding a handgun, here's your one chance to let us know how we're doing.
- •Good products at great pricesSuggested by @sky
- •PassionateSuggested by @Nicholas
- •filthy fucking fabric famaliterate like its hot!Suggested by @jesszaffino
- •The only thing standing between humanity and a yawning chasm of despair and misery.Suggested by @Equivokate
- •A garbage bag full of deformed turtle dicks covered with yarn and glitter glueSuggested by @tombatten
- •How else would I make my own sex toys?Suggested by @jlcinlbc