Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. Since we fired our entire customer service department and replaced it with a drunk chimp holding a handgun, here's your one chance to let us know how we're doing.
  2. Good products at great prices
    Suggested by @sky
  3. Passionate
    Suggested by @Nicholas
  4. filthy fucking fabric fam
    aliterate like its hot!
    Suggested by @jessicaz
  5. The only thing standing between humanity and a yawning chasm of despair and misery.
    Suggested by @Equivokate
  6. A garbage bag full of deformed turtle dicks covered with yarn and glitter glue
    Suggested by @tombatten
  7. How else would I make my own sex toys?
    Suggested by @jlcinlbc