YEAH, WE'VE GOT A HUGE VARIETY OF WOODEN SIGNS THAT SAY "LOVE" ON THEM YOU SLACK-JAWED DUNCES

  1. Holy shit! A wooden sign that says "love!" Who blessed us with such a bounty?
  2. Oh, that's right. Jo-Ann Fabrics is the god damned PROVIDER of wooden signs that say "love."
  3. WHAT THE SHIT? WE THREW A FUCKING HEART INTO THE MIX?
  4. Yeah we did. And then we fucking did it again.
  5. Don't you EVER question is again about wooden signs that say love on them. We've got more signs than you could experience if you lived a thousand lifetimes.
  6. Wooden "Love" signs: $19.99. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.