YOU AIN'T FINDING PUFFY STICKERS FOR LESS ANYWHERE ELSE, AND WE'LL FIGHT A MOTHERFUCKER TO PROVE IT

  1. We heard some shit about how we didn't have the best deals on puffy stickers.
  2. We're here to tell you: those are some god damned lies.
  3. If ANY motherfucker out there claims that we aren't the absolute best deal on a wide variety of puffy stickers, WE WILL FUCKING HEAR ABOUT IT.
  4. You know who you don't want hounding your ass?
  5. Jo-Ann. Motherfucking. Fabrics.
  6. We ain't scared. We're here to fucking WIN.
  7. So if you talk shit about our puffy sticker prices, you'd better watch out. Those words WILL be your last.
  8. All puffy stickers $1.99 or less. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.