YOU AIN'T FINDING PUFFY STICKERS FOR LESS ANYWHERE ELSE, AND WE'LL FIGHT A MOTHERFUCKER TO PROVE IT
- •We heard some shit about how we didn't have the best deals on puffy stickers.
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- •Jo-Ann. Motherfucking. Fabrics.
- •We ain't scared. We're here to fucking WIN.
- •So if you talk shit about our puffy sticker prices, you'd better watch out. Those words WILL be your last.
- •All puffy stickers $1.99 or less. Only at Jo-Ann Fabrics.