1. Questions I have for various animals
  2. A timeline of what happens when you tell your fake library boyfriend (a real person who doesn't know he's your boyfriend) that you consider him your boyfriend
    Spoiler: it does not go well
  3. Various body parts I would be willing to cut off to meet certain people
    I would cut off everybody part possible without killing myself to meet Tina Fey
  4. Dumb Things I've Done that Shouldn't Have Ended as Well as They Did
  5. Just Dumb Things I've Done in General