Quotes From My Quotebook: My Life In Friends' Quotes

Sometimes nymous, sometimes anonymous
  1. "I like your hair like that, but don't ever talk to me again."
  2. "I wish I was comfortable enough with you to tell you the size of my penis...but I'm not..."
  3. "My brother teaches nuclear nerd children"
  4. "I thought I saw an alien space ship land in the middle of San Francisco one day... It wasn't."