1. When it was all over my hands so I wiped it on my towel and when I did my laundry that week everyone thought I had poop on my towel
  2. When it was under my nails and I scraped it out and then licked it off my finger and a good looking boy saw me do it
  3. When it was on the keyboard of my laptop and it was hard to clean off
  4. When I couldn't find it at the grocery store after twenty minutes of searching
    Turns out they were "out"- stay tuned for times I got mad at a grocery store
  5. When my roommate hid it from me because I asked her to
    I was still mad though