As inspired by @mindy
  1. White Cheddar Cheez Its.
  2. Popcorn.
  3. Twizzlers.
    Not red vines. If you bring me red vines, I will arrange for your assassination.
  4. Yogurt covered pretzels.
  5. A single glass of Malbec.
    Poured into a coffee cup to keep the perception that you are one to "burn the midnight oil" when you are indeed just stressed AF and trying to stay sane.
  6. Actual coffee.
    But iced. Hot beverages make me sleepy and are "the devil's temperature." I usually keep a big bottle of Chameleon Cold Brew around which is an iced coffee concentrate that you're supposed to cut with water but I don't because I'm crazy and tired and always crazy tired.
  7. Nothing.
    I'm a stress eater, but occasionally, I will ascend to this new, previously uncharted level of stress where I will switch from eating everything in sight (football Sundays) to eating nothing at all (deadlines). It is sublime and I always feel thin and very "Hollywood" until I collapse into a box of white cheddar Cheez its.