THINGS I AM GRATEFUL FOR TODAY

I'm going through a stormy time. What if I made a list of things I'm grateful for everyday and yall held me accountable for it? And it boosted my mood and we all felt happier? And the sun shone brighter and our hearts felt clearer? LETS TRY IT
  1. Iced coffee
    Honest to God I almost called in sick to work until I remembered I had filled my coffee punch card and realized my coffee today WOULD BE FREE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
  2. "You're intimidating."
    Someone called me intimidating today and really pushed it with a negative connotation. It hurt my feelings at first and for a long time. But now, at the end of my day, I'm realizing I work in a male-dominated industry where the loudest voice often wins and if I am intimidating you then FUCKING GOOD. THANK YOU. IT'S WORKING.
  3. My car
  4. The 5 cent wine sale at BevMo
    I guess discounted beverages just really hyped me up today, but also you can get two bottles of quality Malbec for like the price of one GET IN MY MOUTH, MALBEC. NO TWO BUCK CHUCK TONIGHT.
  5. Free parking
  6. White bed linens
  7. Also the word "linens"
    So classy