BEST PARTS OF CORPORATE JOBS

  1. Free wifi
    With every website blocked.
  2. Unlimited coffee
    The cheapest legal grade they could find.
  3. Stability
    Like Enron. Or the Hindenburg.
  4. Dental benefits
    With only 90% copay
  5. Comfy chairs
    A nice place to get fat
  6. It's warm inside
    So warm that you want to claw your skin off.
  7. Nobody murders you usually
    This is actually a pretty good benefit.