BEST PARTS OF CORPORATE JOBS
- •Free wifiWith every website blocked.
- •Unlimited coffeeThe cheapest legal grade they could find.
- •StabilityLike Enron. Or the Hindenburg.
- •Dental benefitsWith only 90% copay
- •Comfy chairsA nice place to get fat
- •It's warm insideSo warm that you want to claw your skin off.
- •Nobody murders you usuallyThis is actually a pretty good benefit.