Every father needs a good ole war.
  1. Vietnam
    He talks about boats a lot for a man who doesn't own a boat.
  2. Korean War
    He still complains about AMC not showing as many westerns as they used to.
  3. World War II
    He was PISSED when Borders went out of business.
  4. World War I
    He's not like those other dads. He's a cool dad.
  5. The Civil War
    He will ask tour guides in-depth questions.
  6. American Revolution
    "Oh, this mall has a shoe store. Just five minutes."