WHAT YOUR DAD'S FAVORITE WAR SAYS ABOUT HIM
Every father needs a good ole war.
- •VietnamHe talks about boats a lot for a man who doesn't own a boat.
- •Korean WarHe still complains about AMC not showing as many westerns as they used to.
- •World War IIHe was PISSED when Borders went out of business.
- •World War IHe's not like those other dads. He's a cool dad.
- •The Civil WarHe will ask tour guides in-depth questions.
- •American Revolution"Oh, this mall has a shoe store. Just five minutes."