5 pictures of my middle finger

I was 15 when I realized the importance of my middle digit. She might have, too if not for those tight designer jeans. Damn you, Gloria Vanderbilt jeanswear.
  1. 1.
    The A-Rod
    Watching an Alex Rodriguez at-bat
  2. 2.
    The Fingernail Inspection
    Old Wives tale - never clip on a weekday unless you want to summon the devil
  3. 3.
    The Britpop Bird
    Flippin' it, Liam Gallagher-style
  4. 4.
    The Hail To The Chief
    A subtle way of saluting your boss. "...and here he is; the one, the only..."
  5. 5.
    The Righty
    I am obviously a lefty...but not that kind of lefty