I was 15 when I realized the importance of my middle digit. She might have, too if not for those tight designer jeans. Damn you, Gloria Vanderbilt jeanswear.
  1. The A-Rod
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    Watching an Alex Rodriguez at-bat
  2. The Fingernail Inspection
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    Old Wives tale - never clip on a weekday unless you want to summon the devil
  3. The Britpop Bird
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    Flippin' it, Liam Gallagher-style
  4. The Hail To The Chief
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    A subtle way of saluting your boss. "...and here he is; the one, the only..."
  5. The Righty
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    I am obviously a lefty...but not that kind of lefty