THINGS I REGRET ABOUT LAST NIGHT

I got too drunk
  1. Calling that woman a monster because she didn't agree her husband looked like Daniel Craig.
  2. Aggressively interrogating that stranger about his interest in a Houston v Sacramento game, then calling him a "loser" when he explained that he was from Houston.
  3. Rubbing a callous on my hand across everyone's (everyone!) arm. "Doesn't this feel cool?" No.
  4. That Italian Panini where I asked them to sub Feta. Why?
  5. Playing the Waitress concept album in the Uber on the way home.