WHY I NEED A MENTAL HEALTH DAY

My brain is slowly turning to mush.
  1. Staffing season
    Enough said on this one, right?
  2. PR push for my webseries
    Self promotion doesn't come easy and makes me feel icky. I need a break from it and we're just at the beginning.
  3. I've crossed the 6-month unemployment line
    For a perfectionist who has worked almost every single day since I've been 16, this is mildly depressing.
  4. It's hard to converse
    I'm a somewhat social person, but it's hard to have any conversation without bringing up any of the above. Please swaddle me and then release me mid-June. Thanks.