1. The fact that I am forced to live in linear time
  2. Someone checked out the book on Renaissance time and lost it... for eternity
  3. I can't tell if my dreidel will ever stop spinning, a la last scene of inception
  4. There are a finite amount of hot Cheetos in the universe
  5. Also a finite amount of matcha green tea pockys at westside
  6. The unknowable mysteries of the universe, us humans forced to observe the void and glean understanding from the outside of Scrödinger's (cat) box
  7. Finals