THINGS THAT 'X' COULD MEAN

Studying for a phantom stats midterm
  1. Veterinarians listed in the yellow pages
  2. Coffee|Bagel
  3. Probability of landing with your head upright on Wheel of Fortune
  4. Dogs who wore Halloween costumes
  5. Skydivers who survived after jumping with a placebo parachute
  6. Minutes of your elevator pitch
  7. Pringles
  8. Mean % of books you leave unfinished
  9. Average amount of snap stories you watch every day