1. Ryan Lochte
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    Fast swimmer. Knucklehead. National embarrassment.
  2. Sexist Commentary
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    But I loved all the attention it got.
  3. Divers' Swimsuits
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    I don't need to see David's Boudia. Or anyone else's Boudia for that matter.
  4. Justin Gatlin
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    Fast runner, doper, screw-up, excuse-maker.
  5. The Narrative of Simone's Supremacy
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    Nothing against Simone Biles -- she's terrific -- but the announcers often celebrated her awesomeness like it was the only reason we tuned in.
  6. Michael Phelps
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    Sorry, but I still think his return was selfish.
  7. The Balance Beam
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    Still the most difficult, nerve-wracking, harrowing, and thus hard-to-watch event of them all.
  8. Runners "Pulling Up" in Early Heats
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    They don't really need the "rest" and other runners are giving their all just to make the finals, so it's disrespectful showboating. I don't see other Olympic competitors thinking, "I got this in the bag so I'll stop competing so hard."
  9. Covering Aly Raisman's Parents
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    Enough! They're not from another planet.
  10. Women's Beach Volleyball Shorts
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    If the men are wearing board shorts, why do the women have to wear these?
  11. Equestrian Events, Especially Dressage and Eventing
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    Who deserves that medal the most? The horse of course.