8 Reasons I Love Discount Halloween Catalogs!

Yea, it's here -- the first sign of my favorite holiday! Below are eight reasons I love getting discount Halloween supply catalogs, even in August.
  1. 1.
    Items that are truly scary, not just cute.
  2. 2.
    ...like evil clowns.
  3. 3.
    Items that are a great deal for the money.
    I've ordered these for my colleagues
  4. 4.
    Items that are inappropriate for children.
  5. 5.
    Items that are just inappropriate, period.
    Note the caution for "small parts"
  6. 6.
    Pictures of candy I'll eventually buy at the supermarket.
  7. 7.
    Stuff for dentists, too!
  8. 8.
    Items no one should or will buy.