9 Lies to Explain My Hand Surgery and the Flaws in Each
Please relist and share my pain.
- •I had a benign cyst removed from my hand today, but it's wrapped up in a way that makes it seem much worse. Cyst removal is a gross and boring explanation for my conspicuous new look, so maybe I should go with...
- •Freak Puppetry AccidentThe funny thing is that I was actually involved in a puppet video this week for work and posted this picture. When people saw that yesterday and my hand post today, many thought the two had to be related.
- •Motorcycle MishapIf you know me, you know this scenario is as likely as a freak puppetry accident.
- •Feverish TextingIf I was 15, maybe.
- •Got a little too much into my new hobby: The men's high barLike this would fit in my basement.
- •Lassoing Accident Playing Pokémon GoReveals how little I know about both lassoing and Pokémon Go.
- •All Those Push UpsComplete lack of corroborating evidence that I do push ups.
- •It Happenned in a Fist FightI'm too much of a pacifist.
- •Slam Dunk AccidentI'm more likely to get hurt playing Horse.
- •Uhhh.. this.