Eight Greeting Cards Appropriate for Modern Times

It's about time Hallmark catches up. Who buys Garlfield cards anymore? (Who ever did?)
  1. So Sorry to Hear You Were Job-Eliminated
  2. Thinking of You During Your Bankruptcy
  3. Sorry Those Revealing Photos Ruined Your Political Career
  4. Congratulations on Joining the Rest of Us Watching Game of Thrones
  5. So Sorry Someone Hacked Your Netflix
  6. Condolences on Your Indictment
  7. Congratulations on Your Brand New LinkedIn Account!
  8. Thinking of You... and the Money You Owe Me
  9. Happy Birthday to Your Facebook Page
  10. Condolences on Realizing Your Parents are Racist