Six states and 12 cities in no particular chronology, order, or rank
  1. Bensalem, PA
    Static
    Early girlfriend
  2. Alief, TX
    Static
    Adolescence
  3. New York City, Smithtown, and Forest Hills, NY
    Static
    College 1, Childhood, Law School
  4. Boston, MA
    Static
    College 2
  5. North Hollywood, CA
    Static
    First full-time job (It wasn't at a liquor store)
  6. Maplewood, Fords, South Orange, Montclair, and Chatham, NJ
    Static
    House 1, Bachelorhood, Divorcehood, Starting Over, House 2