Six Things People Should Stop Saying Instead of "Yes"

We need to get back to yes
  1. 1.
    Absolutely!
    Doesn't mean yes! Look it up.
  2. 2.
    Yuppers!
    If it sounds like something Steve from Blues Clues might say, don't say it!
  3. 3.
    Of course
    Translation: "yes, dumbass."
  4. 4.
    Sure
    Half the time this is a yes that would rather be a no.
  5. 5.
    Uh-huh
    You can't be bothered to bust out a hard consonant?
  6. 6.
    Totally!
    The 80s called and... well, you get the idea.