1. i was the second fastest kid in my elementary school
  2. whenever i see a sad news story i shake my head empathetically
  3. big fan of the internet
  4. i think deep blue is the classiest color
  5. i don't speak french but i have a good accent
  6. halloween is the best holiday because it tries to scare us and thus challenges us to rise above that fear
  7. guacamole is the weirdest looking food i will eat