Things you shouldn't come between a bear and (besides its young)

  1. 1.
    a guy holding a lot of salmons
  2. 2.
    the bear's secret family in Canada
  3. 3.
    a good parking spot
  4. 4.
    a collection of Neil Diamond albums
  5. 5.
    a sizable tax refund
  6. 6.
    the next available register
  7. 7.
    a guy named "salmon"