times it's okay to yell out "tabasco sauce how could you betray me!?"
- •if you spill tabasco sauce on your nicest button down at a tex mex restaurant
- •if you put some tabasco sauce on your food but you didnt realize it was the spiciest kind and you have a sensitive palette
- •if it's your wedding day and your husband runs off with tabasco sauce after you foolishly made her a bridesmaid even though you knew their past history
- •if tabasco sauce turns out to be a double agent and several of your best men perish in the cartel's ambush
- •if you tell tabasco sauce who you like at a sleepover and tabasco sauce totally just like turns around and tells him and you're so embarrassed you just want to die