unlikely topics for country songs

  1. 1.
    a Honda Civic
  2. 2.
    third wave feminism
  3. 3.
    anything related to origami
  4. 4.
    the Starbucks guy writing your name down wrong on the drink order
  5. 5.
    Jesus (insofar as it's an academic analysis of how the different gospels vary in portraying his divinity)