ways to be safe online
- •change your password from "1234" to "12345"
- •avoid anyone with the username "the hacker"
- •upon logging into Facebook loudly yell "Mark Zuckerberg, don't worry it's really me!" to avoid any confusion on their end
- •wear a condom
- •create usernames that would make anyone feel bad about targeting you, such as "PearlHarborVeteran" or "FamousSuperBowlHero"
- •on your first day of using the internet, find the biggest hacker, walk right up to them and punch them in the nose
- •manage your money so poorly that there's never any to be stolen online