1. 7th grade history teacher thought I would never succeed but I've studied history at the graduate level now
  2. 12th grade journalism teacher said I had terrible work. Interned with a news site in college.
  3. Was in an Internet comment war with a misogynist this month. I'm defaulting this win to me.
  4. Mass deleted every homophobe from high school and now many of them live boring horrible lives and my life is amazing :)