Flight Related Anxiety: Greatest Hits

  1. The fear I've accidentally made the TSA suspicious of me for no reason
    Alternatively that I'm so dangerous even I don't know it consciously
  2. The fear of taking the wrong flight
    Though nearly impossible I'm always certain I'll end up in Ecuador somehow
  3. The fear of window seats
    You might think they're fun but everyone will be staring at you/ the window for extended periods of time and try going to the bathroom without causing chaos
  4. The fear of Snakes on a Plane
    Or flight related disasters
  5. The fear of the bathroom condition
    Could be fine, could be covered in tomato sauce and condoms who knows