FOMO Before the Internet
- •CleopatraSelfie game too strong for her time.
- •Abraham LincolnNobody in grindr radius. Never went to the club. Worked weekends.
- •ColombusNo MySpace friends. Travelled a lot for work. Hotline didn't bling.
- •The DinosaursDidn't say YOLO. Didn't look like profile pics. Had to do shit IRL
- •Ancient RomeRent controlled. Not gentrified.