FOMO Before the Internet

  1. Cleopatra
    Selfie game too strong for her time.
  2. Abraham Lincoln
    Nobody in grindr radius. Never went to the club. Worked weekends.
  3. Colombus
    No MySpace friends. Travelled a lot for work. Hotline didn't bling.
  4. The Dinosaurs
    Didn't say YOLO. Didn't look like profile pics. Had to do shit IRL
  5. Ancient Rome
    Rent controlled. Not gentrified.