1. Cleopatra
    Static
    Selfie game too strong for her time.
  2. Abraham Lincoln
    Static
    Nobody in grindr radius. Never went to the club. Worked weekends.
  3. Colombus
    Static
    No MySpace friends. Travelled a lot for work. Hotline didn't bling.
  4. The Dinosaurs
    Static
    Didn't say YOLO. Didn't look like profile pics. Had to do shit IRL
  5. Ancient Rome
    Static
    Rent controlled. Not gentrified.