Four Life-Hacks to Keep You Busy While The Universe Marches Towards Inevitable Death

  1. Packing your own lunch can save you $500 per year and also even the works of Mozart will not last.
  2. Drinking coffee BEFORE a 30 minute nap can actually help you wake up reenergized and also nothing can stop the end as it approaches.
  3. Eating fruit in the morning actually improves your cognition, helping you complete tasks that don't matter because only entropy and chaos reign.
  4. Even just 15 minutes of meditation improves your health but also in one theory, all available energy will have moved to a place of less energy until it is useless, signaling what in effect means the end of all existence.