Stages of Using the Gym

  1. I should have caffeine
  2. More
  3. Even fucking more
  4. Does this machine work!?
  5. I don't know who that person is but they're kind of close to my machine and I hate them
  6. Working out is easy, I'm going to do this every day
  7. Okay I'm sick of this song
  8. I'm getting tired
  9. The person close to me needs to BACK OFF
  10. Woah so fit
  11. I have never experienced this amount of hunger and neither has anyone ever before in the history of time
  12. Okay that's enough of this