What I Imagine Game Of Thrones Is About Without Watching It

  1. Jon Snow
    He doesn't know anything. He is the king of the thrones. He fights the dragon king. Possibly a zombie??
  2. Khalisi
    Dragon queen? Owns 100 hairbrushes. Girl on hot chocolate box?
  3. George RR Martin
    Writes books for people on public transportation. Everyone hates him? Possibly made of chicken nuggets.
  4. ???
    Makes serious faces during commercials.
  5. Dragons
    Very important. Scary dragons. CGI.