1. Jon Snow
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    He doesn't know anything. He is the king of the thrones. He fights the dragon king. Possibly a zombie??
  2. Khalisi
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    Dragon queen? Owns 100 hairbrushes. Girl on hot chocolate box?
  3. George RR Martin
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    Writes books for people on public transportation. Everyone hates him? Possibly made of chicken nuggets.
  4. ???
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    Makes serious faces during commercials.
  5. Dragons
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    Very important. Scary dragons. CGI.