1. Iron Man
    Static
    The power to probably be drunk.
  2. Captain America
    Static
    The power to be an incredibly average white person.
  3. The Hulk
    Static
    The power to be CGI.
  4. Hawkeye
    Static
    The power to be DILF.
  5. Black Widow
    Static
    The power to dye hair
  6. Thor
    Static
    The power to not be Liam.