Things to do if your Johnny Manziel

  1. Get sober
  2. Go play in Canada
    Resurrect the college days and light it up
  3. Go to NFL as backup
  4. Stay away from media
    Make people forget about Johnny Football
  5. Hope your starter get injured
    Prove you can play in NFL
  6. Become a starter and win super bowl
  7. Retire as a beast and go into broadcasting
  8. Produce your own 30 for 30 like the real narcissist you are
  9. Die a fucking legend