1. If given the chance, I would probably not jump into a ball pit. Because germs.
    *my childhood clutches its chest and slowly falls over
  2. Does Spock have only one name?
  3. There's like, nothing between us and the vast, deadly emptiness of outer space except air.
  4. Gravity, man. What is it.
  5. DC is the sulky artsy kid who is just now realizing that they're gonna have to start being a little bit more upbeat and outgoing like Marvel if they wanna get a job after they graduate college.
  6. I wonder how many people's lives I've saved, butterfly effect-style, by just existing...
  7. Highlights magazine never let me down.
  8. Why is Sean Connery still being alive ALWAYS a surprise to me?