1. If someone ever asked me if a character was from either Sesame Street or The Muppets I would not be able to tell them
  2. I'm probably not gonna take good care of my lawn if I ever own a house
  3. Pixar peaked with Finding Nemo
  4. I wouldn't get eaten in the zombie apocalypse. I'd die of starvation.
  5. I think one of my ribs is shaped weird
  6. Would it be an adventure or a nightmare if I left my window open tonight and an owl came in
  7. I majored in computer science in college and I have no idea how the Internet actually works. I just press a button and it magically appears.
  8. Tomorrow's definitely gonna be a Joe-confidently-wears-his-one-grey-cardigan day
    This one's not a worry