Someone restrain this child.
  1. The first signs of a serial killer.
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  2. Rightfully so.
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  3. Goofus's complete disregard for his parents' interior decorating vision borders on the sociopathic.
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  4. He's 3 seconds away from shanking and robbing this woman.
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  5. This wouldn't be such a problem if Goofus wasn't hosting a rare strain of E. Coli.
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  6. Goofus was undoubtedly exposed to violence in the media at too young an age.
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  7. Those are divorce papers. Goofus knows that it's his fault but outwardly and inwardly he does not care.
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  8. Goofus's mind is slowly deteriorating, thanks to the hardcore drugs he experiments with in the basement. His memory is the first to go.
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  9. Gertrude knows that that "please" was sarcastic.
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  10. Goofus surgically removed the faces of all of his stuffed animals years ago.
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  11. Goofus just killed that boy's gerbil.
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  12. Goofus's antisocial tendencies in regards to females will last well into his middle age.
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  13. Goofus's incessant need to control everything around him frightens his parents. They treasure their brief weekly escapes.
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  14. Goofus is off the fucking chain.
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  15. Ok I'm actually 100% with Goofus on this one.
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