15 TIMES WHEN GOOFUS FROM HIGHLIGHTS MAGAZINE WAS JUST OUT OF CONTROL
Someone restrain this child.
- 1.The first signs of a serial killer.
- 2.Rightfully so.
- 3.Goofus's complete disregard for his parents' interior decorating vision borders on the sociopathic.
- 4.He's 3 seconds away from shanking and robbing this woman.
- 5.This wouldn't be such a problem if Goofus wasn't hosting a rare strain of E. Coli.
- 6.Goofus was undoubtedly exposed to violence in the media at too young an age.
- 7.Those are divorce papers. Goofus knows that it's his fault but outwardly and inwardly he does not care.
- 8.Goofus's mind is slowly deteriorating, thanks to the hardcore drugs he experiments with in the basement. His memory is the first to go.
- 9.Gertrude knows that that "please" was sarcastic.
- 10.Goofus surgically removed the faces of all of his stuffed animals years ago.
- 11.Goofus just killed that boy's gerbil.
- 12.Goofus's antisocial tendencies in regards to females will last well into his middle age.
- 13.Goofus's incessant need to control everything around him frightens his parents. They treasure their brief weekly escapes.
- 14.Goofus is off the fucking chain.
- 15.Ok I'm actually 100% with Goofus on this one.