15 TIMES WHEN GOOFUS FROM HIGHLIGHTS MAGAZINE WAS JUST OUT OF CONTROL

Someone restrain this child.
  1. 1.
    The first signs of a serial killer.
  2. 2.
    Rightfully so.
  3. 3.
    Goofus's complete disregard for his parents' interior decorating vision borders on the sociopathic.
  4. 4.
    He's 3 seconds away from shanking and robbing this woman.
  5. 5.
    This wouldn't be such a problem if Goofus wasn't hosting a rare strain of E. Coli.
  6. 6.
    Goofus was undoubtedly exposed to violence in the media at too young an age.
  7. 7.
    Those are divorce papers. Goofus knows that it's his fault but outwardly and inwardly he does not care.
  8. 8.
    Goofus's mind is slowly deteriorating, thanks to the hardcore drugs he experiments with in the basement. His memory is the first to go.
  9. 9.
    Gertrude knows that that "please" was sarcastic.
  10. 10.
    Goofus surgically removed the faces of all of his stuffed animals years ago.
  11. 11.
    Goofus just killed that boy's gerbil.
  12. 12.
    Goofus's antisocial tendencies in regards to females will last well into his middle age.
  13. 13.
    Goofus's incessant need to control everything around him frightens his parents. They treasure their brief weekly escapes.
  14. 14.
    Goofus is off the fucking chain.
  15. 15.
    Ok I'm actually 100% with Goofus on this one.