15 TIMES WHEN GOOFUS FROM HIGHLIGHTS MAGAZINE WAS JUST OUT OF CONTROL
Someone restrain this child.
- •The first signs of a serial killer.
- •Rightfully so.
- •Goofus's complete disregard for his parents' interior decorating vision borders on the sociopathic.
- •He's 3 seconds away from shanking and robbing this woman.
- •This wouldn't be such a problem if Goofus wasn't hosting a rare strain of E. Coli.
- •Goofus was undoubtedly exposed to violence in the media at too young an age.
- •Those are divorce papers. Goofus knows that it's his fault but outwardly and inwardly he does not care.
- •Goofus's mind is slowly deteriorating, thanks to the hardcore drugs he experiments with in the basement. His memory is the first to go.
- •Gertrude knows that that "please" was sarcastic.
- •Goofus surgically removed the faces of all of his stuffed animals years ago.
- •Goofus just killed that boy's gerbil.
- •Goofus's antisocial tendencies in regards to females will last well into his middle age.
- •Goofus's incessant need to control everything around him frightens his parents. They treasure their brief weekly escapes.
- •Goofus is off the fucking chain.
- •Ok I'm actually 100% with Goofus on this one.