ACTOR-SPECIFIC HECKLES I WOULD SAY OR DO TO "LOST" ACTORS

When @dfly requests a list you write the damn list.
  1. YOUR HAIR IN SEASON SIX IS WEIRD MATTHEW.
  2. *sprays Evangeline Lilly with a garden hose every time she follows someone into the jungle
  3. I NEED OSCAR AND YOU'RE GIVING ME RAZZIE, JORGE.
  4. *shoots tangerines out of a T-shirt gun that nail Josh Holloway in the face in slow motion
  5. L. SCOTT THERE IS A PIECE OF DRIFTWOOD BEHIND YOU THAT JUST GAVE A MORE CONVINCING PERFORMANCE THAN YOU IN THAT SCENE.
  6. *hires a team of pilots to spell "DO BETTER" in the sky over Yunjin Kim's birthday party
  7. BOOOOOOOOO TERRY BOOOOOOOOO
  8. *aggressively gives the silent treatment to Naveen Andrews for 3 straight weeks
  9. YOU KNOW WHO WOULD HAVE REALLY NAILED THAT SCENE, DOMINIC? ELIJAH WOOD, THAT'S WHO. SHAPE UP.
  10. *slaps Harold Perrineau in the face multiple times with a sandy palm branch
  11. That was really nice Elizabeth, really well done. Alright, that's lunch everyone.