ACTOR-SPECIFIC HECKLES I WOULD SAY OR DO TO "LOST" ACTORS
When @dfly requests a list you write the damn list.
- •YOUR HAIR IN SEASON SIX IS WEIRD MATTHEW.
- •*sprays Evangeline Lilly with a garden hose every time she follows someone into the jungle
- •I NEED OSCAR AND YOU'RE GIVING ME RAZZIE, JORGE.
- •*shoots tangerines out of a T-shirt gun that nail Josh Holloway in the face in slow motion
- •L. SCOTT THERE IS A PIECE OF DRIFTWOOD BEHIND YOU THAT JUST GAVE A MORE CONVINCING PERFORMANCE THAN YOU IN THAT SCENE.
- •*hires a team of pilots to spell "DO BETTER" in the sky over Yunjin Kim's birthday party
- •BOOOOOOOOO TERRY BOOOOOOOOO
- •*aggressively gives the silent treatment to Naveen Andrews for 3 straight weeks
- •YOU KNOW WHO WOULD HAVE REALLY NAILED THAT SCENE, DOMINIC? ELIJAH WOOD, THAT'S WHO. SHAPE UP.
- •*slaps Harold Perrineau in the face multiple times with a sandy palm branch
- •That was really nice Elizabeth, really well done. Alright, that's lunch everyone.