All the People Who Didn't Give Nani a Job in "Lilo and Stitch," Ranked

SHE'S JUST TRYING TO KEEP HER LITTLE SISTER OUT OF THE FOSTER CARE SYSTEM YOU GUYS, CUT HER SOME SLACK
  1. 4.
    The hotel concierge guy
    Whatta bitch. No redeeming qualities.
  2. 3.
    The coffee shop lady (picture does not exist on the internet apparently)
    LIKE YOU COULDN'T TAKE ON ANOTHER SERVER? SHE'LL WORK WEEKENDS.
  3. 2.
    The beach lifeguard
    To be fair, she WAS about to give Nani a job until Lilo and Stitch drove everyone away from the beach in terror. But like, she didn't have to IMMEDIATELY point the blame finger.
  4. 1.
    Mrs. Hasagawa
    Ugh why didn't this work out. In an alternate reality, Nani helps Mrs. Hasagawa transform her fruit stand into a thriving business chain, L+S get up to their usual shenanigans but it's always good hearted and everything works out at the end of the day, and everyone goes to college and lives happily ever after.