Buzzfeed Articles That Probably Exist

  1. Put Together a 7 Course Meal and We'll Tell You the Name of Your 18th Great-Grandchild's First Crush
  2. The Cast of "Love Actually" Reunited and Robbed a Bank and We're Screaming
  3. 37 Memes That Will Shake You to Your Core if You've Ever Had an Elderly Bosnian Roommate
  4. I Went on a Blind Date with Calvin, the Deadly Space Alien Monster from the Movie "Life"
  5. This Is What It's Actually Like to Work Part Time at a Fabric Store in Delaware 6 Weeks Before Halloween
  6. This Heartbreaking Detail You Probably Missed in "Rock Dog" Will Absolutely Ruin You
  7. This Astronaut Brought Back a Deadly Alien Predator from Space and People Are Dying