CASTING CHOICES FOR THE INEVITABLE LIFETIME ORIGINAL BIOPIC ABOUT MY LIFE
Trying to stay ahead of the game here. Ages may need to be adjusted. My real life family is basically split between really white people and really tan people.
- •Jake JohnsonMe
- •"We Bought a Zoo" era Matt DamonMy dad
- •Sally FieldMy mahm
- •Jake GyllenhaalMy oldest brother
- •"Far and Away" era Nicole KidmanMy oldest sister @aliaegan
- •Rita OraMy second oldest sister @katiemurphy
- •"True Detective" era Matthew McconaugheyMy second oldest brother
- •Olivia CookeMy lil sister @marymurphy
- •Kendall JennerMy lil'est sister
- •This dogMy dog Buddy
- •Simon the psycho cat from "American Dad"My sister's effing cat
- •The lion from "Jumanji"My old cat Leo
- •The "Bad Blood" music video castMy extended family of cousins. They're all ridiculously good looking and model-y, it's weird.
- •Sir Ian McKellenMy granddad
- •Meryl StreepHerself
- •The girl from "Pretty Little Liars"Herself. The only big celebrity I have ever seen in real life. This will be a huge plot point in the movie.
- •The crowd from "Gladiator"The crowd of people that I fell down a fence in front of when I tried to chase a ball during a high school soccer game
- •BuckbeakThat freaking black swan that attacked me when I was a child when ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS PET IT AND FEED IT BREAD CRUMBS