Chapter Titles in the Book about My Life So Far

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  1. 1.
    Why I'm Really Good at 80s Trivia
  2. 2.
    The Bitchy Kindergarten Years
  3. 3.
    Don't Tell Mom Sam Got Bit in the Ass by a Dog: Childhood Years in Atlanta
  4. 4.
    Sharin' Rooms and Hatin' 'Shrooms
  5. 5.
    Mom, We've Seen "The Patriot"
  6. 6.
    I'm the Reason Sam Accidentally Rode His Bike into the Lake
  7. 7.
    I Didn't Really Understand How Moving Works
  8. 8.
    Walmart, Dido, and A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Early North Georgia Years
  9. 9.
    We Were Homeschooled. No, Not Like That.
  10. 10.
    The Best Dog in the Whole Wide World Was Named Buddy
  11. 11.
    How to Clean a Fish Tank with a Toothbrush
  12. 12.
    The 911 Scandal: We May Never Know
  13. 13.
    I Don't Break Bones. I Don't Get Stitches. I Get Sick.
  14. 14.
    One Day, You Will Be Cool. But Not Today.
  15. 15.
    The Boy Who Got Left at Chick-fil-a
  16. 16.
    Most Likely to Passively Tell You He Got "Most Likely to Succeed"
  17. 17.
    I Don't Know How to Enjoy Concerts: The College Years
  18. 18.
    4 8 15 16 23 42
  19. 19.
    The Best Car Crash Ever
  20. 20.
    24 Hours in New York City
  21. 21.
    The Surprising Revelation That I Am an Above-Average Ham Salesman
  22. 22.
    Selling Toilets and Other Adult Things