Characters on Schitt's Creek, Ranked

  1. YOU CAN'T RANK THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL FANTASTIC AND HILARIOUS AND HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO BE ABLE TO EXPERIENCE THEM ON NETFLIX FOR THE SMALL PRICE OF $8.99 PER MONTH UNLESS YOU SIGNED UP BEFORE THE DOLLAR INCREASE OF MAY 2014 IN WHICH CASE YOU WILL BE GRANDFATHERED IN.
  2. Everyone go watch Schitt's Creek.
  3. This is an Official Joe Murphy Recommendation (TM)