Come On, Joe

  1. That time that we were playing Apples to Apples and I thought The Rolling Stones was about an actual group of rocks on an inclined plane
  2. That time that I opened a packet of oatmeal and then just poured it directly into the trash instead of the bowl because my muscle memory was a little off that day
  3. That time at a party in college when I was in the middle of a conversation with someone I was just introduced to and I felt that age-old feeling and I knew it was time so I got up and walked away right in the middle of them talking to go hug the toilet for about 2 hours
  4. That time I tried texting @marymurphy but I accidentally texted my dad instead and all the text said was "son of a bitch I'm on the wrong bus"