FEARS ABOUT USING A CREDIT CARD FOR THE FIRST TIME

  1. I will forget to pay the bill at the end of the month and I will go to jail
  2. I will withdraw too much money and I will go to jail
  3. The card will break the self checkout machine at Kroger and I will go to jail
  4. The card will spontaneously combust while I'm holding it and set the Kroger on fire and I will go to jail
  5. I'll accidentally click debit when I'm supposed to click credit and I will go to jail
  6. Someone will steal my identity in the Kroger self checkout line and blame their crimes on me and I will go to jail
  7. The card will physically come to life and attack someone and I will go to jail
  8. Someone will ask me what my credit score is and I'll freak out because I don't know and something primordial in my brain will snap and I'll attack them and go to jail