Fellowship of the Ring Members, Ranked

I'm at a party and slightly tipsy and I doubt anyone here wants to talk about LOTR so here goes
  1. 11.
    Boromir
  2. 10.
    The Dark Lord Sauron's disembodied spirit
  3. 9.
    Gimli
  4. 8.
    Bill
  5. 7.
    Merry
  6. 6.
    Legolas
  7. 5.
    Frodo
  8. 4.
    Pippin
  9. 3.
    Aragorn
  10. 2.
    Sam
  11. 1.
    Gandalf
    Fucking try to fight me on this.