1. Kevin from Up
    The reason she didn't talk is because she was stoned out of her damn mind the whole time
  2. Fawkes from Harry Potter
    Never actually smoked weed on purpose, just got a tonnnn of second-hand action from Dumbledore's and Professor Sprout's "chill time"
  3. The Twitter bird
    Those are not the eyes of a not high bird
  4. The eagles from Lord of the Rings
    This is the real reason they didn't show up for most of the series
  5. The birds from Cinderella
    In fact, all of the animals in Cinderella were probably baked like the entire time
  6. The seagulls from Finding Nemo
    Constantly hungry? Please.
  7. Scuttle from The Little Mermaid
    He was on something
  8. The owl from The Secret of NIMH
    Those aren't spider webs