FICTIONAL BIRDS THAT DEFINITELY SMOKED WEED
- •Kevin from UpThe reason she didn't talk is because she was stoned out of her damn mind the whole time
- •Fawkes from Harry PotterNever actually smoked weed on purpose, just got a tonnnn of second-hand action from Dumbledore's and Professor Sprout's "chill time"
- •The Twitter birdThose are not the eyes of a not high bird
- •The eagles from Lord of the RingsThis is the real reason they didn't show up for most of the series
- •The birds from CinderellaIn fact, all of the animals in Cinderella were probably baked like the entire time
- •The seagulls from Finding NemoConstantly hungry? Please.
- •Scuttle from The Little MermaidHe was on something
- •The owl from The Secret of NIMHThose aren't spider webs