FICTIONAL CHILDREN WHO REALLY WENT THE DISTANCE IN TERMS OF SUCKING

Inspired by the mid season premiere of The Walking Dead, a show where the real monsters are all in 4th grade. Ugh unintentionally inspired by @marymurphy
  1. Lizzie, The Walking Dead
    The poster child of batshit insanity
  2. Sam, The Walking Dead
    You had one job Sam.
  3. Ron, The Walking Dead
    Get outta my face with your lame revenge attempts and your wannabe Carl gun toting skills
  4. Sydney, Parenthood
    The closest I've ever come to punching a fictional child. In my mind.
  5. Joffrey, Game of Thrones
    The OG child asshole
  6. Walt, Lost
    Ugh Walt just stay on the damn beach and stop setting rafts on fire.
  7. Randall, Recess
    I gettttt that someone needed to fill the tattletale role, but good HEAVENS, RANDALL, stop ENJOYING IT SO MUCH.
  8. Edmund, The Chronicles of Narnia
    Let me preface this by saying that I am the Edmund of my family so I am always rooting for him, but in all fairness he was a bit of a dick in the first movie
  9. Charles Wallace, A Wrinkle in Time
    I'm sure he's great and pure of heart and everything, but you kinda just wanna roll your eyes whenever he speaks.
  10. Janet, Magic School Bus
    Get. Out. Janet.
  11. Salim, Slumdog Millionaire
    You and your stupid, stupid, asshole face
  12. april nardini, gilmore girls
    NOPE NOPE NOPE
    Suggested by   @manda
  13. Briony, Atonement
    The actual devil. Ruins two lives and doesn't truly regret it until she's an old lady. Ugh.
    Suggested by   @lame
  14. Veruca Salt
    Suggested by   @dev
  15. This little fuck from Jurassic World
    Suggested by   @alanarogerrrrs
  16. Henry, Once Upon a Time
    UGGGGGHHHHH They killed the hot sheriff but they kept this kid alive??
    Suggested by   @jb_piper
  17. This kid from Polar Express. Can't even listen to his voice
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  18. Gretl Von Trapp, Sound of Music
    Second only to Sydney Braverman TBH
    Suggested by   @k8mcgarry
  19. The kid from that trash NBC miniseries, The Slap
    HE DESERVED THAT SMACK AND I WILL GO TO MY GRAVE DEFENDING IT
    Suggested by   @k8mcgarry
  20. The Office pizza boy
    Suggested by   @michael_circa91
  21. Lily from "Modern Family"
    I seriously hate her probably more than any grown person should
    Suggested by   @dustinboone
  22. Malcolm from Malcolm in the middle
    I can't stand Frankie Muniz and this role makes me dislike him even more
    Suggested by   @sassygirlie
  23. Malcolm from Malcolm in the middl
    Most annoying kid ever IMO
    Suggested by   @sassygirlie