This is a short list because 🍷
  1. Frodo from Lord of the Rings
    There's a powerful magical object in the Lord of the Rings universe that has the power to expel evil to the farthest corner of the globe. The queen of the elves gives this object to Frodo. And Frodo uses it as a damn flashlight. Ugh he didn't deserve Sam.
  2. Batman (Christian Bale version)
    What do you think of when you think of The Dark Knight? Do you think of Bruce Wayne's morality issues and his never ending plight to get with Maggie Gylenhaal? NO YOU DO NOT YOU REMEMBER THE JOKER AND THAT IS ALL BECAUSE HE STOLE THE MOVIE RIGHT OUT OF BATMAN'S BORING FINGERS.
  3. Korra from Legend of Korra
    She was okay I guess. It kinda took her forever to get over her issues and now that I think about it I'm kinda just bitter that they didn't just continue The Last Airbender. #aang4lyfe
  4. Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead
    Controversial choice, I know. But Rick is just constantly angry and psychotic these days and I'm just bored with it. Carol all the way.
  5. Harry Potter
    Harry Potter's only skill is being "the chosen one" and being emo. And expelliarmus I guess. His success is completely due to everyone else around him and he's generally not that great toward them, like ugh guys you don't understand me. There's nothing to understand! Harry sucks
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  6. The main girl from "Scream Queens"
    I don't even know her name she's so basic!! She has the personality of a puff of air and is always wearing newsboy caps. I don't understand why she's even involved in the story and yet they portray her as the protagonist??? Needs to get killed honestly
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  7. Olivia & Fitz from Scandal
    Seriously, how can people even stand to still watch this show 3 (is it 4 now?!) seasons later when the two main characters suck so hard?! Whiny, selfish, narcissistic, I could keep going...basically, TV's worst couple.
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  8. Scott from Teen Wolf
    Look babe - we had a good run. But your tween angst with Alison and Kira makes me wanna gag. Besides, we all know why we're all here anyways: Stereckkkkkkk. (Styles + Dereck) 🍷👌🍷👌🍷👌🍷
    Suggested by   @marymurphy
  9. Neo from The Matrix
    100% of the supporting cast is cooler than him. I'm talking about part I, of course. The other two need not exist.
    Suggested by   @logan_____