I wouldn't say I'm surviving so much as thriving on this Valentine's Day.
  1. Reign of Fire
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    Get it, because rain. Reign. Rain.
  2. How to Train Your Dragon
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    The children's movie where the hero gets his foot chopped off and we're just supposed to roll with that.
  3. How to Train Your Dragon 2
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    I'm somehow much more OK with him losing his dad than him losing his foot.
  4. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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    And it was a girl THE WHOLE TIME.
  5. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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    But the real monster is everyone's hair.
  6. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2
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    There is no way Buzzfeed UK did not pick up this story. YOU CAN'T OBLIVIATE THE INTERNET GUYS.
  7. The Neverending Story
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    More like the neverending nightmare, because this inside-out dragon dog hybrid crime against nature is just one big no for me.
  8. Pete's Dragon
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    I don't understand what's happening here and I won't respond to it.
  9. Mulan
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    YOU MISSED. HOW COULD YOU MISS. HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
  10. The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
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    AKA the "Office, Season 8" of the Narnia series.
  11. Dragon Wars
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    MORE LIKE DRAGON SNORES I write in my spirited Rotten Tomatoes comment section review.
  12. Sleeping Beauty
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    Yep.
  13. Spirited Away
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    Woah did he always have those bird feet...
  14. Shrek
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    Do. Not. Think. About. Dronkey. Babies.
  15. The Lord of the Rings
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    This is apparently not a "dragon" but actually a "fell beast," which is kinda like that episode of Arthur where he gets the green dud potato toy and everyone else has the cool potato toys.
  16. The Hobbit
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    Pictured: A cool potato toy.